Name: Jacquie McMillan
 Location: Toukley, NSW, Australia
 Board: mbs comp 16 pro  

The Guru see and knows all but for the sake of the gurologists out there, how did you get into the sport?

JMc: witnessed the emergence of the 'beastie board'.  Boyd and the girls gave me a frame board for my 40th (I think, it is yellow anyway!) and I was away.  

 Do you have a philosophy (it doesn't have to be all encompassing like mine) though relating to the wonderful world of ATB?

JMc: as a matter of fact i do - atb is 'spirit with attitude' that can assist you throughout the vicissitudes of life.  

 Is it true that the ATBmums crew is ready to dominate the Australian ATB scene?

no, we are still waiting for new members so we can be formed.  

That's not what The Guru foresees......... the Bee's Diaphragms must be wary.Anyway The Guru could go on for hours about what will be rather than focus on what is so we'll get back on track!    Free ride or single trail?

 
free ride, then you can choose your own boundaries.

Who is the Guru?
a spiritual guide  
 

This is The Guru's favourite, a word can mean many things and The Guru loves all things so please offer us the first thing that enters your cognitive spatial arena when each word is presented!

i used to love these when we had to do practice workshops!
Grass   -  Mary-Jane
Rubber -  Trees  
Victoria-  Queen  
Sunshine-Queensland  
 
Thanks for your time, happy hoobankhaki! Any final thoughts?  

no, cause I've had 5 glasses of red and done this twice.  do you have two messages?  if you do then just pluck out the worst of the worst.  also you are doing a wonderful job.
 

Grazioso Jacq, The Guru does his best and for once he didn't see that coming- there was no second message received. I fear this interview business may best be left to the comedic styling of my no 1 Gurulogist and head of the Dept. Of Guruology, Waffles.