Freestylin' with the kings of ATB jivin'

Top rhythm, mad beats, keep an eye out for these superhuman feats -
backside airs, frontside flips, 360 spinning starts through the hips.
Racing downhill instead of being dills,
 its all good brothers - have some fun, don't jump the gun.
Ride hard in the rain and feel the hard grass pain.
 Don't let me hear you complain cause its all in good fun so have another run.
When its all over and you're sore from head to toe -
just remember that you've got the flow -
 don't whinge, block out the pain, whack them feet in the bindings and DO IT ALL AGAIN!

d**n these gangster rappers and their gun wielding crews,
Hip Hop is worse off cause of the likes of "youse"
Red Frame Glory we got to represent,
I got my board through a comp. without a dollar spent.
Keep dissin me bro' and its something I'll resent,
BVS02- u better watch you're back,
cause waffles be on the hill chasing you,
you hack.
Freestyle sucks unless it deals with lyrics,
man i busted a 180 what's with the hysterics?
Downhill frame boards, that's the way go.....
see us on the hill, man we got the flow.
 
ATB Aus its time to represent,
join the aussie crew and hit up parks across the nation,
be careful if you catch the train to Broadmeadows Station.
Hard Grass brothers we got to unite - standing together we can all win the fight. Sooner or later people will realise, that BMX, Sk8y decks and all that jazz just don't compare to the thrill of carving a hill.
 

one foot in the bindings the other up your arse,
nothing beats a frame board carving up the grass.
Man i think you've forgotten what this rhyming's all about-
its a chance for all us boarders to rap and scream and shout.
 
From the NZ nationals to the BVS - we be tearing up the parks no more and no less.
Go hard or go home is what I like to say, when we have a comp you'll be crashing in the hay.
Hay bails to protect us from going down the edge, they hit you like a hammer...... a sledge hammer.  
 
 
Mass Chinese Downhill is the only way to go - brothers riding in harmony, then you'll know we got the flow.
There aint no snow where we like to ride,
 just dirt grass and gravel that'll tear into your hide.
I'll be catching up with and the crew at  
BVS - 2000 and 2.
 I don't know why I just stole one o' ryzza's lines,
 he probably won't care cause he be riding in the pines down in Ballarat.
Where is everyone else riding thats really bloody "phat"
(eeerrr i can't believe i just used that)  
 
An ATB is like an extension to your body, it can be pretty dangerous if the ramps are kind of shoddy. But no one cares we just ride em any way, you can be like me and have a few tries, ride up and over and reach for the skies. Just don't copy my latest and greatest attempt which saw me eat ***** without even managing to hit - Hugh's ramp its pretty good. What a champ he was having a go clearing it by miles and putting on a show for all those spectators who like to watch us ride, and slide and represent with pride.
 

man this shitty weather is getting me down,
all the gloom and doom makes me want to frown -
I'm itching to ride its so bad I could chunder;
outside there's rain and storm and thunder
when it dries up; we'll go mountain boarding down under

This ones for all the dudes who give good props,
whipping it stylee-
180 BUNNYHOPS
do what you want, just have a good time,
all the time in all sorts conditions,
don't give no naysayers any ammunition-
weather licks balls at the moment
but thats what its all about,
riding hard on all terrain and lettin' it skid out
Of control - like a nick gallet commando roll
or a Hughie display of carnage, he wrapped his head around a pole.
I pray to the Lord that the riding flows better then this rhyme
the weather and a stacks have rooted my sense of time.
But like the old man say that and tide waiteth for no man,
Aussie ATB going off like a 10 day old Christmas Ham.
 
 
man i am stoked with the reply and show of support,
vic, qld, new south Wales pride in this truly awesome sport.
The rhymes been laid down I tell ya they're sensational,
my hunger for the carve is nothing short of insatiable.